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'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Albert Einstein

"What's a patent?"

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The first car accident.

"Google car."

' A good idea '

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Light Bulb Moment

Pipe Dream.

"Is it that bad?"

Math Dreams