Military Engineer Prints

'I thought this thing had been tried and tested.' 'It has... Didn't work that time either.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Surgeons operate on a missile

Smart Weapon

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Neo-International Law

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."