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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

"Turn back. The K27 has been superseded by the bigger, faster and more heavily armed K28."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

US fears missile competition.

An Arm and a Leg.

'If your business wants political stability, you've come to the right place.'

Kosovo.

Used to it.

Francois Hollande

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

England.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

The Unknown Military Contractor

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

"The MOAB bomb let me express a long-repressed desire to say 'bombs away'."

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Ukraine out of ammunition.

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

"Sir Hescot, you shall lead our kingdom into battle. That is, if you're not already busy on Tuesday."

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'

Last man standing?