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'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Unknown Military Contractor

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

Global Arms Trade

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Stork delivers a bomb.

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

Weapons market

Mega arms corp.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Cost of the military.

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

'Kicks a little.'