Armory Specialist T-Shirts

Cost of the military.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight/Bird.

What?

Knight Vision

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Poetry Knight

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

"He's always on message."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Weak Knights

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Global Arms Trade

"Let's not go to bed angry."