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US fears missile competition.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

George Smith Patton

Global Arms Trade

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

"Self defence manual"

Tiny Drones

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."