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'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

US fears missile competition.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Ancient Weapons

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Jumping Tank

Grim Reaper and the 7th

George Smith Patton

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Global Arms Trade

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

Too many weapons

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

Tiny Drones

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"