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"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Good boy."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Tariffs"

The Drone

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

US fears missile competition.

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"Here's the weak point."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Arrest Them Later

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

The Nuclear Balance

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

Nato

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Donald Rumsfeld

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature