Defense Policy Geek Gifts

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Good boy."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Drone

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

US fears missile competition.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

The Nuclear Balance

Victim of Sequestration!

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Nato

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Donald Rumsfeld

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Defensive EU