I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.
Defense Policy Buff Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the defense policy buff? Our collection offers witty mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate your favorite strategic thinker. Ideal for professionals, students, or enthusiasts, these items blend humor with intellect to make a memorable gift.
Defence Cuts - Made in China.
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
EU: Behind the scenes.
The Drone
"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"
Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored
Jerry Brown.
The USA...
American Bombs
"Worst budget cuts ever!"
'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'
"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"
Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.
Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North
The spend is high
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un Summit
"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"
Danger ahead for the US economy.
'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'
'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'
The Eurozone Explained
'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'
"If we don't comply, they're threatening us with liberation."
'I object!'
'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'
Chinese Dragon Munches on USA
The next drone flight
Ryan Crossing
'War weary? There's a lot that going around.'
Political Integrity Explained
'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'
Defense Policy Buff Gifts Collection
Defense Policy Buff Mugs
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