Defense Policy Buff Mugs

Start their day with a splash of irony and insight—our defense policy-themed mugs are perfect for the strategist who appreciates a witty coffee break.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North
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Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

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Defense Policy Buff Mugs Collection

Defense Policy Buff Pillows

Take a look at our cozy pillows featuring defense policy humor—an ideal accessory for their living or office space.

Defense Policy Buff Prints

Browse our prints that showcase the world of defense policy with clever designs—perfect for decorating their workspace or study nook.

Defense Policy Buff T-Shirts

Check out our defense policy T-shirts—stylish, witty, and perfect for making a statement about global security.