Defense Policy Buff Pillows

Add a touch of humor and intellect to their space with our defense policy-themed pillows—the ideal cozy addition for study or relaxation.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North
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Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

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Defense Policy Buff Pillows Collection

Defense Policy Buff Mugs

Explore our collection of defense policy mugs to find a witty, conversation-starting gift for the strategists in your life.

Defense Policy Buff Prints

Browse our prints that showcase the world of defense policy with clever designs—perfect for decorating their workspace or study nook.

Defense Policy Buff T-Shirts

Check out our defense policy T-shirts—stylish, witty, and perfect for making a statement about global security.