Defense Policy Enthusiast Pillows

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The Drone

social services cuts

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Backstabber Express: Trump

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Trickledown economics

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

NHS recruitment.

"Here's the weak point."

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

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