Defense Policy Enthusiast Pillows

Dronin'

Rules of War

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Backstabber Express: Trump

The Drone

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

social services cuts

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Trickledown economics

The Public Option

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

NHS recruitment.

"Here's the weak point."

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American Heroes in the Age of Trump

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'