Defense Enthusiast Pillows

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

'more, More, More! It's a matter of Homeland Security!'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

The Ukraine Trap

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Welfare and Warfare

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"If you made as many blocks on the court as you do on Twitter, we'd have a great defense."

'I want these soldiers out of here by 20.15.'

Incoming Defense Cuts.

'How much of your budget goes for defense?'

"The Pentagon is not getting nearly as much pie as they used to get."

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Self defence manual"

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

'My client is in his second childhood, Your Honor -- it would be wrong to try him as an adult.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'I'm all for increased military spending, but now they want to build a Hexagon!'

Defense Spending.

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'They're discussing which is more effective - pepper spray or mace...'

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals