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Defense Policy Advisor Gifts
Searching for a gift for a defense policy advisor? Surprise them with clever, tongue-in-cheek products that honor their sharp strategic thinking and commitment to national security. Perfect for their office or home, these items combine humor and professionalism in a way that makes them smile.
"Self defence manual"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Mario Draghi
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
We need a Europe of U-turns.
G7 Summit Concern
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
US and the EU
Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired
That's What Happens
SAGE mentality
Two Ways out of Iraq.
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
Rock and a Hard Place
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'What I have to do first?!'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Government and Opposition
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'
Defense Policy Advisor Gifts Collection
Defense Policy Advisor Mugs
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Defense Policy Advisor Pillows
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Defense Policy Advisor Prints
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Defense Policy Advisor T-Shirts
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