Weapons Researcher Pillows

'Your stealth technology sucks.'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

"But I use all of them!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Jumping Tank

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Panzer Hut.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Really big bang

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

Stork delivers a bomb.