Artillery Pillows

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I said, please don't feel it's necessary to make conversation."

Really big bang

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Kolossal! Krupp's Great Reconnoitring Mortar

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Servicemen.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

Neptune

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Nuclear Proliferation

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

William Tell

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its your archeries'

The Jerry Scarer

Location, location, location!

Progress?

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Where does it hurt?'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"