Weaponry Pillows

The Bronze Age of Television

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'Next time I get to choose the weapon first.'

A Crossbow

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Garden Pest Solutions

"Can Interest you in something new?"

The bomb shield.

Nuclear Proliferation

'Sir, if rank has it's privileges, how come they get guns, and all I have is this crummy sword?'

'Good work men, let's just hope we never have to use it!'

"It gets stuck when I try to rattle it."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

'Your stealth technology sucks.'

Munitions! Testing Mines at Cuxhaven

"It slices! It dices!"

Bribes for Jabs

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

What?