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The Bronze Age of Television

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

A Crossbow

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Garden Pest Solutions

"Can Interest you in something new?"

The bomb shield.

Nuclear Proliferation

'Sir, if rank has it's privileges, how come they get guns, and all I have is this crummy sword?'

'Good work men, let's just hope we never have to use it!'

"It gets stuck when I try to rattle it."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"

'Your stealth technology sucks.'

Munitions! Testing Mines at Cuxhaven

"It slices! It dices!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"But I use all of them!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

The Jumping Tank

Ancient Weapons

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Global Arms Trade

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'