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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'There's nothing on.'

"River well stocked this year."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Nuclear Proliferation

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Shepherd

Ancient Weapons

House Plant Party

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Really big bang

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Panzer Hut.

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'