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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'There's nothing on.'

"River well stocked this year."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"But I use all of them!"

Nuclear Proliferation

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Shepherd

Ancient Weapons

House Plant Party

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Panzer Hut.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Really big bang

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."