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'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

Truck Repairs

Mechanic.

"It's worse than I thought."

The Art Student.

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'There's nothing on.'

"River well stocked this year."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Busy day at the office.

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Henri Matisse

"What's it like, working with your hands?"