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Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Frank's trouble light lives up to its name.

"We only got six days of funding."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Texturing the Walls

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Money Tree

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Handy-lion

Psychic car mechanics.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."