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"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep fit.'

"When did this game get started?"

"Any other strengths?"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Johann Strauss II

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'