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"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"When did this game get started?"

'Keep fit.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Any other strengths?"

Johann Strauss II

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."