Weightlifting Wizard T-Shirts

"Any other strengths?"

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Woman weightlifting with her breasts

"You exercise too much."

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

Working Out

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Shakespeare in the clink

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Body Building Mishap

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'Keep fit.'