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'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

"That's disappointing. I was expecting an increase of one percent."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Fitness guru.'

Took On Too Much

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'