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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

Pound sign in an hourglass.