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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Warren Buffett

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'