Weigh-in Wizard T-Shirts

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Fitness guru.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Took On Too Much

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Dustbin monster.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Body Building Mishap

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Gymnasts

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Confusion at the recycling centre.

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Recycled Garbage

'Parker does his best work under pressure.'