Weightlifting Wizard Gifts

"Any other strengths?"

Woman weightlifting with her breasts

"You exercise too much."

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

Working Out

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

'Keep fit.'

Work Out.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

I'll take this one here.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'