Weight Lifting Wonder Gifts

Weigh station

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Shakespeare in the clink

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Dog Weightlifting