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'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Stop and Birch

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Human Rights for All

Mou...Man trap!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'