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"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Not guilty?"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

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Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."