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'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Minority Report

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Not guilty?"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you hear me now?"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Religion and Politics

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."