Justice Wizard Pillows

'Son, your grandfather was the first lawyer on this case and some day it will be your case.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Stop and Birch

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Human Rights for All

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Mou...Man trap!

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Old administration and torture.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.