Legal Wizard Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate your legal wizard’s wit. Cozy, fun, and uniquely legal—perfect for their home or office.

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'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.' mockup

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

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'You have the write to remain silent...'

'You have the write to remain silent...' mockup

'You have the write to remain silent...'

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"He's taught himself work-life balance." mockup

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

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'Can our software do that?'

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?" mockup

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.' mockup

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

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"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system." mockup

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors mockup

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

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'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

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'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!' mockup

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints." mockup

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

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'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.' mockup

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'." mockup

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.' mockup

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

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Man doing a search on a computer

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"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?" mockup

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again." mockup

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

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