Legal Savvy Pillows

'Landmark book deal.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Bailiff."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"They're class action figures."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Lady Justice.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Beware of the Legislation

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

Attorney and killer bee.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Dumping The Death Penalty