Logic Wizard Pillows

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'