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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Stupid unwritten rules!'

'For shoplifting tennis shoes and sneakers, I'm sentencing you to boot camp.'

'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury have you reached a decision?'

"Heads or entrails?"

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Government a la Carte

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Arizona In Black