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'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Why Superman flies himself

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Manspreading in Art

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Our Rights

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

Family courts.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"The arc of the moral universe."

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

'Just out of curiosity, do you have a best case scenario?'

No Prison is big enough for William Tweed

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Native Headgear

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'