Wrench Wizard Gifts

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Frank's trouble light lives up to its name.

"We only got six days of funding."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Targets.

Texturing the Walls

Waiting for retirement.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Emma Watson

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Money Tree

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Dad's Workbench

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Psychic car mechanics.

Handy-lion

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Tony Iommi