Workshop Wizard Gifts

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Dad's Workbench

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Today's workshop training is courtesy of a recently-received court order. Who can tell me what diversity means?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Woodwork

"After we've introduced ourselves, let's get started."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Lovely dovetail."

Robert Wilhelm Bunsen: "...and so at this Heidelberg conference...dedicating this eternal flame."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Cat sharpening claws on grindstone

Blue-Collar Workers

Targets.

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding.'

Waiting for retirement.

Maybe you can make it a bobblehead!

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Claus 2.0

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'