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'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

The Worm Charmer

Touring Cyclist

Wolf Karaoke

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I could eat you.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Where are you going?'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"