Wrench Whisperer Mugs

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

The Worm Charmer

Wolf Karaoke

Touring Cyclist

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I could eat you.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

'Where are you going?'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'To be honest Bob, I'm very happy with my new career path.'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"