Wheel Whisperer Mugs

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Potter

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

'The evolution of the wheel caveman to today.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'And you call yourself Homo Habilis!'

Touring Cyclist

"I can't decide whether to name my invention Edsel, Studebaker, Nash or Packard."

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

The first stage of road rage & other misguided attacks

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A Girl and Her Horse

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Car Dentistry.

"Behold the secret to happiness."