Windshield Whisperer Mugs

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"It's worse than I thought."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"You spoil that Hamster."

When did you last have your oil changed?