Windshield Whisperer Prints

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Psychic car mechanics.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

He did love tinkering on his cars.