Automobile Whisperer Mugs

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

The Complete Cycle.

When did you last have your oil changed?

Psychic car mechanics.

"It's worse than I thought."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Cellular Plan

"It's garage music."

CLEAR!

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."