Grinch Whisperer Mugs

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

His New Grillfriend

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'I hate all holidays!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Ever killed a man?"

Judge getting hair done.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The Paranormal Society...

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."