Grinch Whisperer Pillows

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

His New Grillfriend

'I hate all holidays!'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Judge getting hair done.

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"I have grave news."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

The Paranormal Society...

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."