Grinch Sympathizer Pillows

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'I hate all holidays!'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"The government doesn't understand me."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Instead of feeling sorry for yourself. . .feel sorry for those who have to work with you!

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"Stop trying to change me!!"

Sauron's Sore Eye

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Blast these cuts!'

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'I hate Christmas, New Year's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, Valentine's Day, George Washington's Birthday, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, Father's Day,Flag Day,July 4th,Columbus Day, Veteran's Day and Thanksgiving!'

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

They killed the monster!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'

"The most beautiful time of the year? My foot! Annoying kids! Stinking reindeer! Snow and cold! And I don't even get a Christmas bonus!"