Grinch Pillows

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Not you. Your hair.

'I hate all holidays!'

"I hate this time of year."

Me and my money are soon parted

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

You can never over garnish!

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Pest control, with death.

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Dicing with Death'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Days of Christmas.

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

Dead & Breakfast.

'Ms Phelps, can you help me? I seem to have misplaced my Christmas spirit.'

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Blast these cuts!'

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

"Not It!"

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."